jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via insanityisagirlsonlyfriend)

gr8cosplaytips:

You see three items before you:

A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.

A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).

Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.

You can only take one. Which one do you take? 

(via bohemiannerdsody)

agentsofshield:

The Marvel’s #AgentsofSHIELD cast has some fun impersonating each other. Who did the best job? 

immadragon-bitchez:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

"Go build some cabinets."

(via swushi)

does america have like proper famous standup comics

i’m literally blanking i know like 20 british ones off the top of my head and could probably name more but i can’t think of a single famous american standup

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lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(via hiphoplite)

huffingtonpost:

Mean Girls + GoT mashup is the best thing on the internet right now. See more here. 

(Source: Mashable)

(via swushi)

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

the best reaction to bruce being the hulk 

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